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ryaninwonderland: fe-de: Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.” Brandon Hall: “The reason girls cant find a good guy is because they look in the wrong places, go to a library. Guys at party are just looking for the next girl to fuck.” Brb going to a library

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pr3ttyhands0meawkward: anxiousnerd: holypeaches: forks-and-knives: holypeaches: vampireweakend: it’s that there’s a “chip” in the window isn’t it haha wow yeah so funny wow you funny brits even though i’m american and it literally took me two seconds to understand  oh i thought that was french toast it’s funny because they still don’t get it what is this big hilarious joke i’m missing  OH! I thought it was a twinkie. Classic American here. it all makes sense now “autoglass repair, autoglass replace.” best theme song of an advert 2k11.